What is your best drinking story?

So one night my friends and I got drunk. It was only my second time being drunk so I drank my butt off. I had a glass of nuvo, maybe 5 or 6 glasses of patron and orange juice, a few bottles of bud light and half a bottle of jim bean. Well anyways, I was the drunkest person there. I was dancing, singing, and falling all over the place. Not to mention, I had to pee ALL the time. It was so ridiculous. I thought I had peed on the floor and forgot to flush the toilet but I guess I didn't. Then I kept asking this 30-something year old man to have kids with me. I guess I was really drunk at that time. Then I got on this kid's motorcycle (inside the apartment) and tried to drive it, but it wouldn't work. I was on there for maybe 10 minutes before I realized that it wasn't going to come on. They told me that one time when I had to pee, I didn't come out for 20 or so minutes. It turned out I had fallen asleep on the toilet with my pants down and everything. They had to come in the bathroom and pull my pants up for me. Then when it was time to go to sleep, I ran outside for no reason. When they came to get me, though, I was already at the door ready to go to bed. Needless to say, I had the worst hangover in the world. I just felt like dying.